at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
