he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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