you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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