it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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