Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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