One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
This is the high leading the old right now
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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