Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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