i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
should my penis look like a turkey
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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