I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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