i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We had sex on a dog bed..
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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