If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
