I cockslap morals
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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