i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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