I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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