called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
