Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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