i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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