I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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