pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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