She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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