honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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