Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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