let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The air was thick with penises
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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