Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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