Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just gift wrapped bread.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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