dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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