I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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