Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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