Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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