I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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