STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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