im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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