but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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