I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My life is pants optional.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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