I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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