I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My life is pants optional.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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