belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
