Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
send nudes
from the living room?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
