I'm lost and stupid without you.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It was like getting head from an anaconda
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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