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It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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