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I'm drive I can fine osifer
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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