reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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