Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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