i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I wish there were birth control emojis
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
