Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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