We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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