I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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