the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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