sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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