so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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